I know you’re reading this. Well, obviously I know you’re reading this because if you weren’t reading it, then… well, you know. But the point is, I know people are reading this because Google Analytics tells me they are (and Google never lies).

Listen, bud. Blogging is all about egomania. We blog because we have a deep-seated need for attention and approval. And the currency of that approval is comments.

So comment, damn you, before I curl up in a little insecure ball and start foaming at the mouth.